The Paradice MirageParadice City's No.1 newspaper

Every scoop, scandal and suspiciously upbeat report from the town's only paper. The full archive is still in boxes in the basement while the interns look for the light switch. Until then, here's what's already on the stands.

InterviewsA historian, a pit boss and a jetski salesman. Nobody comes out well.Season reportsEvery season of The Book, covered with total confidence.